Santa: I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs". Banta: Go on. I am all ears. Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!
Banta: My 9 year old son told me a girl was yelling at him and he just sat there wondering what he did wrong. Santa: I think he's ready for marriage!
Banta: Why didn't you give the secretary's job to that girl who came for interview? Santa: She seemed to be very stupid girl. Banta: How did you infer that she's stupid? Santa: When I asked her to sit, she started looking for a chair!
Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend? Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time!
Banta: A girl said, "I love you" to me. Santa: What did you say? Banta: I said, we are so similar. Even "I love me"!
Banta: What is the difference between 'Temporary Love' and 'Permanent Love'? Santa: In 'Temporary Love' a girl calls his boyfriend 'Jaanu', 'Sweetu', 'Babu', 'Shona' but in 'Permanent Love' she says, 'Saale', 'Kutte', 'Kamine'!